Tina Belcher is so lucky, Just when you think all is lost, here come two boys ready to fight for her love. Although, one of them is only fighting because the other one showed interest in her. Ahhh, middle school romance: the love, the laughter, the drama. Season 3 Episode 17 was a steamy one.
It was time to prepare for the middle school dance and Tina was feeling confident, flirty and fabulous. She approached Jimmy Junior and straight up asked him to accompany her to the dance. Jimmy Junior told Tina he wanted to keep his options open and gave her a soft maybe. Jimmy Junior said maybe, but all Tina heard was "Blah blah blah, yes, blah blah blah, dance, blah blah blah." And that was that, Tina went home to rave about the news, but on her way home she ran into Josh, her spice milk aisle dancer boy. Spicy milk boy asked her to go to his dance academy's dance with him and the chemistry was undeniable.
Tina went to school the next day to ask Jimmy Junior if he was ready to give her a solid answer. HE told her to stop pushing him so Tina told him that was fine and she would go with the other boy that asked her, Josh. As soon as she told Jimmy Junior that another boy was interested in her, he immediately changed his mind and decided to take her to the dance. Tina still chose Josh, so Jimmy Junior was determined to fight for Tina's love. This is it. Tina has become a two-man woman. She was unstoppable, nothing could bring her down.
I don’t know what I’d do if that were me. It’s every girl’s dream to have two delicious dancers fight for her hand on the dancefloor. It was invigorating. I was living vicariously through Tina during this entire episode.
When Tina got to the dance with Josh, Jimmy Junior showed up and was determined to win back his woman who was never really his woman in the first place. Jimmy Junior challenged Josh to a dance-off, and what a dance off it was. Josh pranced the dance floor with ballet moves that could take your breath away. Then Jimmy Junior stole the show with his hip-hop grooves as he popped and locked his way into our hearts. The results were so close. It was a tie.
Tina couldn’t choose between the two, so she suggested a brother-wives kind of scenario, but neither of the boys were having it. So even though the boys were tied, Tina was the ultimate loser.
The moral of the story is: Make sure the boys you’re interested in are down for the tricycle.
Hi Julianna! As a Bob's Burgers fan myself, I absolutely fell in love with your blog. I always considered myself to be more like Louise but that has now changed. I am, and will always be, Tina. I loved your blog post examining what Tina might be like if she was a drag queen. I especially love the name "Teyonce". Thank you for blessing my life with this blog.
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