Awesome Shit That Tina Says Vol. 2

Welcome to the second volume of Awesome Shit That Tina Says. By now, you should have a pretty good idea as to who Tina is, what she feels and how she sees herself in the world. We can't get enough of her witty charms and all the truth she is serving. Let's continue on this journey to find out more about our pre-teen diva queen.


1) Flirt a little. Wink a little. 

Now what could this be? The recipe to queen tf out, that's what it is. When in doubt, follow these steps: Flirt a little, wink a little. When has this combo ever steered you wrong? Never, that's when. Just watching Tina do her flirty little wink makes me want to flutter my lashes like a drag queen with dust in her eye. 

2) Time for the charm bomb to explode.

Yes, Tina, you are a charm bomb and your bursting with sassiness! I mean look at that hair flip. I love when Tina asserts her confidence onto others. It's like she bursts through the door screaming, "I'm here bitches, back and better than ever!" But that's a little too spicy for Tina, she's still just a pre-teen. 

3) Slumber parties are the cat's pajamas, especially when I wear my cat pajamas.

 

I love slumber parties! And cats. And pajamas. Except I'm allergic. To cats, not pajamas. I would love to see Tina in her cat pajamas prancing around that slumber party like the little diva she is. In fact, I'd like to be with her wherever this slumber party may be. I bet it's epic. We could play spin the bottle!



4) I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else. 

Yes, Tina, you may put your bra on one boob at a time but you will always be my hero. To be real honest, this was one of my favorite episodes and one of my favorite Tina lines. It speaks so much to her character and modesty and it really allows the character to look up to Tina. She is totally a hero, but she won't even admit it. #TinaForPresident

5) No, you can't! It includes material that may not be suitable for all ages!

Ahh, Tina, always being the responsible young lady that you are deep down inside. It seems like no matter how spicy our young diva gets, she can't escape her true nature, which is the mature, sensible, responsible young girl that we all love and adore.